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Squidward Torture Porn

An episode of SpongeBob Squarepants that is entirely focused around making Squidward's life as miserable as possible.
Squidward Torture Porns are among the most reviled episodes of Spongebob. "Good Neighbors", "Ink Lemonade", and "Choir Boys" are generally considered the three worst STP's.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 8, 2022
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cock and ball torture

when u are beating your meat a little too hard and have flashbacks to when your dad beat you. Then you start ramming yo shit, left, right, up down.
Yo bro wanna come to the party? No. Why? I need cock and ball torture now.
by balls enthusiast January 13, 2023
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Muffin cocknball torture

When a guy is getting cocknball torturen by setting muffins on his nuts and letting a goat lick them off
Haha nerd get muffin cocknball tortured
by DudeThatsBored September 30, 2022
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Quark and ball torture

In short, it's cock and ball torture but done with scientists on an ultra-microscopic level with individual particles instead of full balls with average people.
Scientist 1: My crotch hurts a tiny bit and I can't walk
Scientist 2: Damn, did your wife do quark and ball torture on you again?
by Herr Shrek December 10, 2021
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Torturing The Pain Junkie

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them
Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie
by EmJayee November 10, 2018
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Conq and ball torture

The act of smashing someone's ballsack with your spiked flail
Person 1: its time for Conq and ball torture!
Person 2: oh god please no
by sadmortem August 29, 2020
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mathsosis-torturous-syndrome

Medical condition; the inevitable outcome of participating in too much mathematics, particularly maths methods. It is a potentially fatal state of the mind that can occur to any non-genius participating in maths. It belongs to the group of conditions commonly referred to as mind f*ck.
"How'd it go?"

"Dude after that maths test I almost died of mathsosis-torturous-syndrome"
by OakaCola16 March 2, 2014
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