Skip to main content

Touron

A person who is on vacation and has little to no knowledege or respect of the people who live there. Cross between tourist and moron
So many tourons visit here during the summer, it’s hilarious to see what they’ll screw up next.
by LippRippinNH June 12, 2018
mugGet the Touron mug.

Toronto Vaporizer

Toronto Vaporizer, AKA, TVape will ship your orders out same day, and delivery high quality products day after day.

Toronto Vaporizer is the best
by jimmyvapechu December 10, 2018
mugGet the Toronto Vaporizer mug.

Toronto FC

Toronto's pro soccer (football) team. They compete in the MLS and the Canadian Championship. They play at BMO Field at the exhibition grounds in Toronto, Ontario. The are a member of MLSE. At the time of writing this, they won their first and only MLS cup in 2017 when they defeated the Seattle Sounders. Toronto FC has some of the most passionate fans out of all the North American soccer clubs.
Did you see Toronto FC kick Montreal's candy asses last night?
by Ziggmanster June 5, 2020
mugGet the Toronto FC mug.

Toronto Trunk Lift

When a giver of head lies flat on his/her stomach with his/her arms beside his/her stomach with legs flat on the ground while he/she lifts his/her head and upper chest up and down from the ground while a dick is in his/her mouth, thus sucking a dick while doing a trunk lift. Originated in Toronto when horny players for the Toronto Raptors really needed to shoot one off during training.
My girlfriend must be a Canadian, because she just gave me a Toronto Trunk Lift last night!
by InternetSlangPhD January 8, 2023
mugGet the Toronto Trunk Lift mug.

Lil Toronto

Jal C. Kor (b. March 15, 2006), better known by his stage name Lil Toronto, is a rapper coming out of Omaha, Nebraska.
Toronto started rapping at age 10 because of his cousin lil benji; his first song was a diss track towards the superheros, titled “no superhero policy” which he took off after a year because he didn’t record it at a studio he just freestled it on his phone. He has a couple thousand fans including his friends at the school he goes to.
On April 30th, 2020, Lil Toronto wll released his debut album, extended fire.
When is Lil Toronto going to drop another banger.
by Regulardude2010 February 23, 2020
mugGet the Lil Toronto mug.

Toronto Maple Leafs

A pathetic hockey team from Toronto that completely sucks. Leaf fans like to think their franchise is comparable to the Chicago Cubs because they are popular losers but the fact of the matter is the Maple Leaf Gardens are gone so the team doesn't even have that mystical tradition on their side anymore. Now the Maple Leafs are just like any other team that play in a modern corporate arena.

Toronto is a really crappy sports town. The only people that like any of your crappy teams are Canadians that hate Americans and want to stick it to them by pulling for Toronto teams. Torontonians think all of Canada looks up to them but I have been to places like New York and Chicago and I live close to Boston so Toronto doesn't do it for me.
The Maple Leafs are crap. The Air Canada Center is for the oily corporate douche bags of Toronto that think they are big time Wall Street rollers. If they want to blow their money on BMW's and Toronto Maple Leaf tickets, that is fine by me.

The Toronto Maple Leafs have incredibility bland sweaters. They should wear the ones from the 1960's then at least they could suck with a bit of style.
by Bruins Fan 1982 August 22, 2009
mugGet the Toronto Maple Leafs mug.

Toronto

One hell of a city, and I mean that in a good way. It's often pronounced with a silent 't', making it sound like "Toronno", and the weather's only "terrible" if you're a pansy and can't handle it (the weather's not even bad at all, anyways). Many individuals state that Toronto is "smoggy and dirty", but this assumption is only correct if one is referring to 'downtown Toronto'. Many other areas of Toronto are perfectly clean, and downtown Toronto is not always smoggy (it has its smoggy and non-smoggy days just like any other large city would).
Most immigrants who come to Canada choose to settle in Toronto, and from experience it is the sad truth that a lot of ethnic groups call white people racist, even when it's them who are actually the racists.
Toronto is also home to the CN Tower, that giant skyscraper that Godzilla would most likely use as a toothpick if he ever came to Toronto or existed in the first place.
Person 1: I like Toronto, it's a nice Canadian city.
Person 2: omfg dude, Toronto sucks ass, u need 2 move to Vancouver its so much better!!11
Person 1: What are you, a four-year-old?
Person 2: NO IM NOT
Person 1: Then stop acting like one and keep your goddamn "Toronto bashing" to yourself.
by 5ordan December 25, 2008
mugGet the Toronto mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email