Till Lindemann

The lead singer of the German band Rammstein. He has a deep baritone voice with a German accent, perfect diction and uses exaggerated rolling Rs. He has a way with spoken word/talk-singing in German that inspires his listeners to want to learn the language. Till will gladly teach women German if they are willing to lay across his lap naked and be spanked if they get anything wrong. Till is very handsome, well built, sexy, very masculine, and engages in suspicious hyper sexual bi-sexual antics/kink simulation on and off stage especially during a performance of Buck Dich. He will even whip himself during his performance of Bestrafe Mich. He would light himself on fire during a performance of Rammstein and more. In between fans headbanging or jumping up and down in the crowd to their awesome music women will fantasize about him ravishing them while he croons hot German words into their ear or shout militant orders along with administering bdsm and men will fantasize about meeting him, wanting to be him or be inspired to start their own band/cover band.

"No one can tell him what to do because he's Till f***ing Lindemann.", "Is that Till f***er Lindemann?" My gosh, Till Lindemann was so hot when he was younger and he still is in his old age!", "I wouldn't kick Till Lindemann out of the side of my bed unless there's more room on the floor.", "I'm not gay but I would bend over immediately upon seeing Till Lindemann so he could ravage my a-hole.", "Till Lindemann did a porn video that looks real. I would pay just to watch him pleasure himself on Only Fans."

by LuvTill January 29, 2025

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