Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.

You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.

by ljamieson January 8, 2022

Bologna Weather

Humid weather that makes your balls stick to your leg, or your boobs to stick together like bologna on a hot sidewalk.

Jack: Why are you adjusting so much?

Frank: Bologna weather man, im stickin.

by RedBaroness January 1, 2011

Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house getting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

change the weather

Make it rain (with money)

I pull up and change the weather

by MegaFGT August 13, 2017

whether weather

What you base a plan of action on concerning the weather.

She said she would go on the hayride tomorrow depending on the whether weather.

by Someonefromearth October 17, 2009

weather convo

when ones conversation with another is not specifically about the weather, but only regards dry less meaningful topics sucha as "what are you up to tomorow?" or "how has your day been?", reaching no higher significant peaks

inspired by Rob Morbin :-)

girl:hi
boy:hello
girl:how are you?
boy:fine you?
girl:fine thankyou
boy:hows your day been?
girl:good yours?
boy:same
girl:what you up to tomorow?
boy:nothing much, what about you?
girl:same same
END OF WEATHER CONVO

by JerriWRIGHT April 30, 2006

changing the weather

When you don't like the weather of the current place you are in, so you hop in your private jet and go to another place aka changing the weather

Its cold as shit man so i'm changing the weather cause i'm so rich and going to Florida!

by WeatherBuddha January 5, 2014