by The Dipshit May 27, 2020
Get the Catsmug. by iliketoeatcats September 28, 2009
Get the Catmug. Catness is the greatest :)
by Zakkish April 3, 2003
Get the Catnessmug. by Mark Brainvision November 15, 2007
Get the cattingmug. Hate dogs.
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.
They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.
There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.
And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.
but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.
They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.
There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.
And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.
but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.
Cats.
by irobbanksallday March 22, 2009
Get the Catsmug. A disgusting animal that poops and pees in your clothes. They will eat your birds or pet rodents if left unattended. Will not jump to your defense like a dog would, should you come under attack. Instead, a cat will hide and come out when the coast is clear to lap up your blood. Cats are the only other creature in the world besides humans who will needlessly kill other creatures, usually by unnecessarily cruel means. The only creature in the world vindictive enough to bury their poop so you can't see it, but buries it shallow enough so that it squishes if you step on it.
Cats are characteristic for their bitchy mannerism, independent attitude, leaving filthy messes wherever they go (most commonly shed fur that won't come off) and for only loving you when they want something, like food or to have their shit box cleaned out. Cat owners often share many if not all of these characteristics with their pets, and thus are usually equally annoying.
Cats are characteristic for their bitchy mannerism, independent attitude, leaving filthy messes wherever they go (most commonly shed fur that won't come off) and for only loving you when they want something, like food or to have their shit box cleaned out. Cat owners often share many if not all of these characteristics with their pets, and thus are usually equally annoying.
Example 1:
If you took the bitchiest man or woman in the world and turned them into an animal, they'd probably turn into a cat.
Example 2:
The Egyptians worshiped cats, but also thoroughly had their collective asses conquered by every other neighboring nation. (Nubians, Assyrians, Persians)
If you took the bitchiest man or woman in the world and turned them into an animal, they'd probably turn into a cat.
Example 2:
The Egyptians worshiped cats, but also thoroughly had their collective asses conquered by every other neighboring nation. (Nubians, Assyrians, Persians)
by Not Really a Cat Lover July 26, 2010
Get the Catmug. Fuzzy little bastards that have knives in their feet. Because of this, I like to call mine Knife Foot. They also like to push stuff off of tables and steal your cheese (looking at you, Gracie/Knife Foot)
Me: *leaves my shredded cheese unattended*
Gracie: *steals it*
Me: Cat, why do you always have to steal my cheese?
Gracie: *steals it*
Me: Cat, why do you always have to steal my cheese?
by TheTallsomeOne May 14, 2021
Get the Catmug.