ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.

"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"

by Gobylo May 03, 2018

ranch house

A person with only one story (or one story about something).

Mike is such a ranch house every time he tells that same story about he and Dino and that famous dj couldn't, to their shock, get into the Freakin' after party.

by Aplusplus March 30, 2017

Lakewood Ranch

a place in the central Florida boonies where gullible boomers bought into the idea of suburban sprawl thinking it was special.

Lakewood Ranch scored a 0/100 on Walkscore.com.

by Suburbwrecker March 07, 2022

ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before they grab their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020

rectal ranch

Cum with a little bit of poop in it.

That guys serving some rectal ranch

by Turtle tommy November 04, 2023

ranch catcher

A man of questionable sexual orientation

My friend doesn't like women anymore. He is becoming a ranch catcher.

by imadethisword2 November 24, 2013

ranch ass

SLUT. EASY. WHORE.

Broh!? Did you hit that ranch ass last night?

by SR20VE January 29, 2018