pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 09, 2020

Pouring the milk before the cereal

Slang for the person you are hooking up with.

Your friend when he sees the person you've been sleeping with: So uh, is that the person you're pouring the milk before the cereal with?
You: Yes it is.
Your friend: Noice.

by Smitty_245 November 25, 2017

Obama Pour

I very hefty pour of booze, typically tequila. Coined when watching President Obama meet with Mexican Pres. Nieto in 2013. The two shared a glass of tequila that was HUGE, coining the term "Obama Pour"

"Damn! you trying to get me drunk? That's an Obama Pour!"

by Johnnyeffenboots March 11, 2024

coors pours

similar to bud mud, only after a night of drinking coors

sorry im late, i had a serious case of the coors pours

by mean mister mason February 13, 2012

Pour Us Up

To pour alcoholic beverages for yourself and your friend/friends.

"Okay. Pour us some vodka and then I gotta go. Thanks for the dressing, and the popsicles and the... being here."

Carolyn wiped her eyes. "Any time. Sorry I called you names."

"We fought. I'm sorry too." I opened my arms to see if she wanted a hug, but she shook her head no and wiped her eye again. "I'm fine." She said.

"Okay, then pour us up."

by Cartier Riley October 06, 2023

Pouring the Cobb

Midwestern reference to intercourse

I was pouring the cobb to Ellie May until she queefed

by Word_Girl143 November 16, 2009

pour-over

After sex, when a woman is dressed and leaving, the pour-over is semen dripping from her pussy on/through her panties, and onto her pants, dress, or leg.

Shea was experiencing a pour-over moment when she slide into the Uber to go home after some great morning sex.

by El Diablo4eva April 01, 2024