Punch By the Pond

For one to urinate. To take a leak

I need to punch by the Pond.

by Dale Bingman June 1, 2016

pond rot

When your skin starts to get red and chafe after leaving wet clothing on for too long

Friend 1: friend 2, we went swimming hours ago and you’re still wearing your bathing suit
Friend 2: yeah… so?
Friend 1: you’re gonna get pond rot!

by Abbymushrooms May 14, 2022

pond crane

Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.

"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."

by Pipeline Pierce January 17, 2017

Rainbow Pond

A“Rainbow Pond” is the same thing as a “Pond” which is another way of labelling a type/sexual community except it is in reference to the LGBTQ Community because of the use of the word “Rainbow.”

Pond - is basically a metaphor for a group of fishes (people) that swim one way. In other words, it’s another way of labelling the straight/heterosexual community.

Rainbow Pond - is the same thing as Pond but due to the word “Rainbow” which refers to LGBTQ and Pride. The metaphor for the fishes within the pond are all fishes that swim more than one way (they’re people part of the LGBTQ Community).

Mercedeze: Never have i ever had sex with the same gender.

Sammie: Guilty as charged.
Mercedeze: Girl, no comment *winky emoji*
Chris: @Mercedeze Honey, yould you ever dip your toes in the Rainbow pond? LOL
Mercedeze: @Chris My Rainbow has a little pink in it.

by Issafact786 March 13, 2023

Steam pond

Sitting on someone’s face after you work up a nice pond of sweat in your trousers, preferably after a session in the sauna or steam room”

“Never eating another ass again after Jenny steam ponded me last night”

by SammyK’sGuy November 18, 2017

Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

Tavak/Jon Ponds

The worst human being you have ever come across, they shower in cooking oil, they beg for helper, and cry when you give nix console access on infinity earth.

I do not want to talk to tavak/jon ponds, they are so annoying!

by Solus_OS January 22, 2022