little monster

noun. a fan of lady gaga

Lady Gaga loves her little monsters.

by gagareigns4ever!!! May 3, 2010

monster cable

Outrageously over-priced audio and video cables found at many electronic stores such as Best-Buy and Futureshop... Salesman convince you that you need these for the ultimate home theatre experience

why the hell would somebody pay 300$ for a 14' 3 pair rca monster cable

by Dan0627 May 27, 2005

COOKIE monster

A furry blue monster from Sesame Street who takes out his sexual frustration on baked goods.

Me want COOKIE!

by biteme April 15, 2004

girth monster

The girth monster is a penis that is small in length but large in girth (8-12in) with the pubes cut into a flattop .
Also called girthzilla, girthakazoo, granddaddy's girth, girth daddy, grandmaster girth, girth girthy goo, girth brooks, gurgly girth, and the Chicago grandslam

My girth does the job

Did you see coach over there with his girth monster blushing out of his pants

by Girthmonster March 20, 2015

Lolness Monster

Similar to ROFL and LMAO, LOLness Monster is a word used when LOL is simply not enough.

Best used with Monster being capitalised; LOLness MONSTER!!

Bob: "I got tied to a signpost naked yesterday."

Alice: "LOLness MONSTER!!!"

by AER10122 July 10, 2010

Spooge Monster

One who loves to have someone spooge on their face. They love to taste and swallow spooge.

Man that porno chick is a spooge monster.

by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003

Cudi Monster

Someone who is very passionate about ya boy kid cudi.

Lil Bitch White boy- LIL WAYNE is the best you must love his song lollipop!

Hood Nigga- nah nigga ima cudi monster.

by Cudi<3 May 1, 2010