The Internet

The magical substance the can allow a a user to view virtually everything humanly possible with a few key-strokes. We use to look at pictures of cats, pornography, get into arguments with strangers and advertising terrible products.

"You see this? This is on the INTERNET."

by Vex977 April 24, 2014

Internet

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!

John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!

by Mumflr Fumperdink January 5, 2018

Internetic

Someone who browses and uses the internet a majority of the time. A Person who will spend most if not all of their life/time on the Internet looking at Games/Info/Pornography.

John: Are you on the Internet alot of the time?
James: Yeah, i am very Internetic.

Mick: He is very Internetic.
Marley: How does he become so Internetic?

by Nice Jim Cool February 20, 2014

internet

something that everyday people go on and mostly this thing has a FUCK LOAD OF PORN. but besides that, the internet is used for games, email, instagram, facebook and other shit. also used for looking up something or someone. how to use the internet, simply go to a store like bestbuy or some store and purchase a 500$ laptop or desktop, i really don't care. set the computer up to your liking, either hack,borrow, or use an internet producing device thing. set up the internet connection and BOOM!! there ya go. trust me, there are things in this thing that are STRANGE.

matt:hey man, do you have internet?
Jake: yeah but some one hacked into it. on my internet bill, they went on 100 porn websites.

by MR.KICK-ASS March 24, 2013

Internet

The Place You Go To See Dogs Fuck Eachother

I Watch Pornhub On The Internet

by ToeMaster64 November 9, 2018

Internet

Cancer.

Damnit. My porn on the beautiful internet caused cancer infected boils on my dick.

by bigcronk69 January 18, 2017

the internet

a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.

by bangtanshadowassassin November 25, 2018