The Internet

80% Porn. 20% Clickbait. 100% the main neccesity of humanity.

the internet is down! We're going to the Stone Age!

by The Great Squirrelini December 08, 2015

The internet

A dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people (TomSka, 2k19)

"We work on the internet, which is a dark and scary place full of incredibly horny people"

by Dalamanza April 12, 2019

Internet

A digital cesspool of anarchy where anything can happen. On paper, this sounds like a horrible perspective of the Internet. At the same time however, this means that you can be whoever you want, as long as you don't connect too much of your virtual life to your real life. Many people abuse this idea as I type this, and just as many are trying silence it as well. One thing's for sure though: the Internet is a beautiful, albeit dangerous realm of chaos.

Mr. Person: I need to go on the Internet to upload memes and stuff.

by TheGrayShadow January 05, 2019

internet

a place to lose faith in humainty

internet is what you're on

by the cringy girl, lpskatie YT April 18, 2018

Internet

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!

John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!

by Mumflr Fumperdink January 06, 2018

Internet

Ironically, one of the only places where you can't find any help on computer issues.

I try to look up how to fix my bluetooth settings on the internet and all I get are these horrible computer magazines that don't understand what they're doing.

by AtheistExtremist October 29, 2017

Internet

The Place You Go To See Dogs Fuck Eachother

I Watch Pornhub On The Internet

by ToeMaster64 November 10, 2018