a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.
i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.
by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010
Get the couch hookermug. when males or females (most of the time females) wear outfits that are EXTENSIVELY provocative to the mall.
The chick wearing the wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked short, wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked tight shorts that made her have to walk funny was totally hookered out, and i was going to ask her if she was really a hooker, and if she wasnt a hooker, what the hell was she thinking?
by core J August 29, 2005
Get the hookered outmug. when you are dressed as a two bit hooker, refuse to be called one, and are determined as fuck to be one.
by Gassypasted November 30, 2017
Get the determined hookermug. by Tom Jankadewdle June 1, 2011
Get the Hat Hookermug. Johnny shoved it up that hoes ass until she cried and did not pay that bitch. This is hooker rape. 8===D
by Forced c July 12, 2017
Get the hooker rapemug. by Deeznuts1231425 June 26, 2021
Get the Dead Hookermug. VEL - OS - E - hooker.
Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
Half unlikable woman half flesh ripping lizard Identified by a hotter-than thou attitude and all around selfish behavior that seems to put down everyone she consider less attractive than her.
Common behaviour would be to show up to a social event or group setting and not communicate and judge everyone unfavorable by sterio-types
Natural habitat would be less attractive friends or equally trendy friends so she can feel good about her self.
"why did that brunette just leave the table?"
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
"That veloci-hooker insulted my wranglers so I told her to find somewhere else to hang out, jesus there just pants."
by 5ronins December 8, 2009
Get the Veloci-hookermug.