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Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!
Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.
by Kriskiki April 7, 2023
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Dove-tailing

The act of two men smashing their genitals together. Much like two women scissoring.
Tom and Erik enjoy Dove-tailing.
by Codeword505 September 6, 2021
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dancing dove

She is going to grow up to be pretty,and successful young lady that trys to accomplish to make friends . She can be funny in her own way,she loves all her friends and family,she funny,if u loose her trust u probably won't be able to get it back.
Friend: how's live dancing dove
Me: it's alright
#Woah #funny # pretty
by Dancing Dove January 19, 2019
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the dove

He who swoops down from apon high or yonder multi story dove box to issue orders of the relaying nature
message from the dove
by dubyah September 21, 2003
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dove

The process of applying care cosmetics to your face.
I dove myself every morning and I look beautiful and self-assured.
by Initialist December 5, 2021
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