DM ditch

When your Dungeon Master just doesn't show up to a d&d session as some kind of sick practical joke

Druk the exploiter (kevin):"It's been 40 minutes, he's not showing up"
Harry Twig (harry):"He must have DM ditched us"
Unnamed minimal effort elf warrior (Susan): "I can't belive he did that"
*everyone cries for an hour straight*

by ApeDragon92 January 28, 2024

Dm

No- Not to send me porn links you fucking jackass.

Hym "That is not what I meant by 'Dm me' you fucking shit, what is wrong with you!?'

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024

DMS

Delete myself. Similar to kms but instead of wanting to get rid of your physical presence, You want to get rid of your media presence.

I've been posting too much drama online, i think it's time to dms.

by Lamealyssa July 19, 2017

Rule nazi DM

“Fuck you no re rolls i don’t care if you got a 3 on all of your stats. You can’t go that way that’s not a possible direction. No you can’t come back to life just because I made you face a level 20 monster” he makes playing a living hell and at this point why are you even still playing.

Dude my friend is such a Rule nazi DM

by Covidyeetmaster_69 January 31, 2021

Dm

Dm basically means “doesn’t matter”.

Arianna: Dm🙄 lmaoo ;)

Lucille: 🙄👆👆okay then ugh lmaooo ;))

by LouisBerkshireIsHawwtt August 24, 2021

DM

DM stands for Direct messages.

For example, in discord someone tells you:
-Btw imma send you a picture in DMs

by lopikjgh July 1, 2022

dm's rolls

When the DM is only rolling either really high or really low all of the time.

"I rolled another 4! Ah, dm's rolls.

by 007007007 October 16, 2022