Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019

Alabama Mud Derby

Like the Kentucky mud truck special but you basically are fucking a girl with her face down ass up and she pus her legs around your waist and you run around the room with her while yall still fucking and she shits on your dick and you nut in her ass while you do it to make truffle butter and then after u nut you slam her on her head in a powerbomb like motion into the truffle butter

Dude, I brought Sarah to the Alabama Mud Derby last night!!

by BIGHEAD BITCH December 29, 2018

Kentucky Derby

When you're hitting your bitch from behind and you stick both fingers up her corresponding nostrils like a bridal. Use those reins to gain full control of the pony.

"how did you place in the Kentucky Derby last night"

"Dude...let's just say Seabiscut is in retirement"

by Mick503 March 29, 2017

derby schools

Der•by; A school with high education and intelligence but is also a school full of fakes

Example: My friend is such a derby school

Derby schools

by CeCeilia November 9, 2013

derby day

A day in which Archie, Joe, Ben and Tyler all play each other on Sneefa 20.

Ben: "WHO'S READY FOR FUCKING DERBY DAY BOYS?"
Tyler: "Who"

by benji2004 November 21, 2020

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

Derbi

Describing someone who is a derp and kind of retarded. Similar to "dumbass" or "retard"

Hey look at Justin, he was screaming in the kitchen for no reason, what a derbi!

by its_lit6969 January 2, 2022