Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

Benjamin Franklin's coffin

The little tray that your put your payment in at an expensive restaurant. So-called because Benjamin Franklin's image is on the US $100 bill, and once you put him in that tray, you're not going to see him again.

Once the waiter brought Benjamin Franklin's coffin out, I laid Benjamin to rest and I knew I wasn't going to see him again.

by twixsmoker April 4, 2025

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Laughing in the coffin

The terrible state wherein you laugh amidst anger and agony

1. Hope you're doing well

2. Yeah, laughing in the coffin 😂 🤬

by lil@arch May 25, 2025

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put a nail in the coffin

to go get a cigarette or to smoke a cigarette. usually used when at work and wanting to get a break.

"I'm gonna go put a nail in the coffin while I can before getting back to work"

by Wolfkin November 8, 2013

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The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

Just a diabolical game about two siblings with family strife and a hint of incest. Andrew and Ashley are the names of two siblings.

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley Is a interesting game that you can get for 10 bucks on steam.

by I’m just an actual dumbass May 8, 2024

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TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)

A wholesome video game about two siblings stuck in a flat in a pandemic.

Has zero incest, cannibalism, rituals, patricide, matricide, demons, or clairvoyance at all.

Person 1: TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley) is the best video game

Person 2: I'm scared

by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

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