The Sims Life Stories

A spin-off of The Sims 2, except this one has modes (what the hell?) and an actual plot. Well, two plots.

The first plot is about this crackhead who lives with her aunt and tries to get laid with some dude she thinks is sooo hot. But hes engaged and she already had sex with another guy.

The second plot is about some guy who can't figure out Weither or not some girls actually love him for him or his money.
Nobody cares about the sims life stories, but here goes nothing...

Hey everybody, my name is Riley Harlow! Yesterday, I had sex with a guy who isn't even my boyfriend. And today, Im going to try to have sex with another guy, who is actually supposed to get married to another girl! I lost 5 jobs, and I am living with my auntie because I got evicted and I can't live with my parents because they disowned me. Oh well....
by Anna Lynn Sanders August 17, 2010
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Sims-A-Freakin-Attict

When some one is so addicted to the sims that they don't leave the screen to go to the bathroom or have a social life.
i have to go poop but i want to play sims so i'll poop here. Cause im a Sims-A-Freakin-Attict
by sweet jesus baby October 31, 2010
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real life simming

The act of controlling someone so extremely that the person's free will is almost nonexistent.
T: "My mom makes me dress the way she wants, eat what she wants, have the friends that she wants, it's awful."
N: "...Your mom's real life simming is getting way out of hand. I'll call CPS for you."
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Sim n Steve

two men having a love of hating on girls they think resemble aliens or other creatures of the sort.
You are just so sim n steve!
way to be sim n steve you fuckin cunt.
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Dim Sim

The preferred food of PC memory stick manufacturing plant workers in Taiwan
Smoko time guys, enough DIMM SIMM testing, time to chow down some Dim Sims
by PC2700 Chap August 13, 2003
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Sim Sim Badda Bim

A word phrase used on Family Guy during the episode where Stewie works at the airport and tell the Arabian guy he has been selected for a random cavity search. Sim Sim Badda Bim usually means that you are being cursed by an Oblivion whom kills conversations with politics and religion.
Sim Sim Badda Bim SUCKA!
by Hero I'll Be January 09, 2010
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Sim city 2013

A game release so fucked up which people choose to pretend doesn't exist.
Maxis is fucked up they realsed a sim city 2013
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