Men who wear shorts that stop above the knee have a case of the dad knees. Mostly popular pre-2000's with middle-aged men (dads).
Billy had a growth spurt so we're taking him shopping for new shorts to cover his dad knees.
I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.
The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
I can't find any decent shorts here because they're all dad-knee style. I don't even own boat shoes to go with them.
The 80's dad-knees style is coming back in a big bad way with hipsters.
by Faux Foe July 6, 2016
Get the Dad Kneesmug. Severe pain located in the knee area due to excessive dunking.
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)
(YOU DO NOT HAVE DUNKERS KNEE IF YOU CAN ONLY DUNK AT LA FITNESS)
Me: Yo long josh are you good ?
Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up
MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?
Lex: why?
MICAH: my dunkers knee !
*lex pulls over the vehicle*
MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap
Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up
MICAH: my fault woe, feel better
Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up
Long josh: Na woe my dunkers knee is acting up
MICAH: yo lex can you pull over real quick ?
Lex: why?
MICAH: my dunkers knee !
*lex pulls over the vehicle*
MICAH: yo lex let’s dunk for the snap
Lex: my dunkers knee is actin up
MICAH: my fault woe, feel better
Nobody:.....
Evan,AJ,Caleb,Gio: my dunkers knee is acting up
by Skelot March 3, 2019
Get the dunkers kneemug. The pain you feel in your knees after playing countless hours of Monopoly, sitting on the floor. Also includes any other board game played on the floor.
by RodneyFallafel December 26, 2011
Get the Monopoly-Kneesmug. Knee time is an opportunity at any given moment to get on your knees and suck your manager off for a promotion.
by Darksim23 September 8, 2016
Get the knee timemug. The strengthening of ones knees due to them always being on them from giving blowjobs. Similar to being a kiss ass.
Mark: "Man, Carl got promoted again? He must really be a hard worker!"
Dave: "Nah, he's just got strong knees"
Dave: "Nah, he's just got strong knees"
by coitusking69 February 6, 2017
Get the strong kneesmug. When a humans cartilage decides it hates its life so it has to be replaced with pig bits. Side effects involve casual oinking, developing cravings for swill and the occasional urge to hunt for truffles.
"Hey, do you smell bacon?"
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
"Oh that's just old Pig Knees over there, he's just come back from a run."
"Does anyone know if Chris is coming?"
"Yeah he's outside at the moment, rolling around in the muck...he just hasn't been the same since he got those pig knees."
by Dan Collette October 25, 2017
Get the Pig Kneesmug. Hey, did you hear that guy yell "knee ko" over there? Let's get some pool cues and go pound his nose down through his asshole.
by hexrei May 29, 2008
Get the knee komug.