There were no tears

There were big heaving burbling sobs.

Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.

Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”

NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.

by KarateKid3 August 29, 2018

Fisherman's Tear

When shit exits the rectum immediately after sitting on the toilet.

I felt so bad when Melissa White told me she suffered from Fisherman's Tear at Jackie's sleepover.

by Audeezy April 16, 2011

ass tear

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load

i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.

by jamieboy1996 October 26, 2011

shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

by isorib July 18, 2022

God Tear

Someone so gorgeous and way above your league socially & physically. created only from God's tear because you can only help but cry as they walk on by.

"Dude this girl on Instagram is so hot. I want to talk to her."
"She gets 500 likes a picture, don't bother with her. she's God Tear."

I don't have a chance with that God Tear

by Slipitinski July 03, 2014

tear beer

When you're drinking a beer alone, and realize that you have no friends, you just broke up or people just hate you, and you start to cry in your beer.

"Hey man, what did you do yesterday?"
"Well Stacy just broke up with me, I had a tear beer to make me feel a bit better"

by Bulletproofdrumstick October 30, 2009

Liberal Tears

Slang for the Semen of a person who holds liberal political views

Girl 1: Yo, I just had sex with a Male Feminist blogger.
Girl 2: Did you get a face full of those liberal tears

by Bill Natterson September 25, 2020