"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

by Mike Thompson July 16, 2008

suck my left one

after someone says something you didn't want to hear, or does something that pisses you off, say "suck my left one." of course for a guy its his left berry, for a girl, if anyone gets confused say, "nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

Amanda: "dude, you look mad dumb."
Sam: "Suck my left one!"
Amanda: "Huh?"
Sam: "Nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

by mandabee January 19, 2007

suck my fucking cock

A statement evincing such utter disdain for someone or something so as to render all further conversation useless. A conversation ender.

Charles: I'll tell you what, I'll let you have it for $50.00, and that's my final offer.

Joseph: Suck my fucking cock!

Judge: You, sir, have not shown the Court that you possess a single reedeming quality; you are a drunkard, a wife beater, a philanderer, a liar, a failure, and a loser; in short, a complete disgrace! Do you have anything at all to say for yourself?

Defendant: Suck my fucking cock!

by A Man called Horse September 16, 2013

suck my dick, or cock

The phrase used repeatedly by the "tourettes guy" who was made famous for his outrageous videos appearing on youtube and tourettesguy.com. He would usually use this sentence when he was very frustrated with himself or another person, including his son.

The tourettes guy was so upset at the telemarketer he exclaimed: "Suck my dick, or cock!"

by AdamMD2Binafewyears October 2, 2007

suck my bleeding dick

Suck my bleeding dick is when someone runs up to you, Rips off your pants, cuts your dick open and bends down and starts sucking ferociously.

"Get over here Pablo!"
"Oh no not the.... SUCK MY BLEEDING DICK SUCKER!"
"Oh yes baby!"
"OWOSWLWLALWLWLAO!!!!"
"MYYYYYYYY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!"

by Dick Twat The Third May 23, 2016

Suck my Robot Balls

Now take a step back let me freeze yours off.
Have a carbonite bath, for your goose-steppin' ass.
Call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh. - ERB idk some time ago

Person 1: "Hey bro, I got 78% on my maths tes-"
(Based) Person 2: "Suck my robot balls"

by TheGamingPop November 10, 2022

Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

by Shabbyrue May 2, 2015