hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss

"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."

by Bystrick March 22, 2003

Duck Squirt

To fart but have watery shit come out of your ass and dribble down your leg. (Not to be confused with sharting)

I duck squirted when i had to much to drink.

by eli130 September 9, 2009

Circle Squirt

A female version of the popular Circle Jerk

Guy: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle jerk"
Girl: "Me and my friends just got back from a circle squirt"

by mr slippery March 9, 2010

helicopter butterfly squirt

An act in which a woman is suspended from a ceiling fan, knees bent up and legs spread. She then masturbates while the fan is on, and squirts, resulting in vaginal fluids being sprayed around your living room.

Last time Linda came over to my house, she got wasted and started to so the helicopter butterfly squirt all over my bedroom!

by Toomeybd May 15, 2016

Chink squink

When your Ching Ching friend won't shut up about getting his spring roll after getting honor roll so you squink his microscope dink.

My chigga Kyle got a fatty Chink squink after eating my cat.

by BOX¡ May 27, 2018

touch squirt

One who is prone to premature ejaculation.

The reason that Joan seems grumpy all of the time is that her boyfriend is a touch squirt.

by riboflavin December 9, 2008

Squintz

Glasses. Could be safety glasses, sunnies or sight squintz.

Sik squintz dude are those a thrift store find?

by Proeski May 22, 2018