Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.

His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.

by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012

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Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

Hate Speech

You have the right to say anything, as defined by the 1st. amendment of the US Constitution. So it follows that there is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate. The speaker doesn't display hate, only the listener does, up to and including the threat of force to silence the speaker.

There is no hate speech, there's only speech that you hate.

by 2B+ January 27, 2024

Speech About Church

Means to listen to whoever about the speech about church.

Speech About Church!

by Dr. Deloris January 29, 2024

Freedom of speech

That is not what freedom of speech means and you're perfectly fine with people being condemned and criticized.

Hym "Nooo Russell. That ain't what freedom of speech means. You know that. You know what it means. It means you can say whatever you want. You are free to speak. Freedom. You're either free or you're not. In the same way that you're either a crippled assburger with a visibily defunct mind or you're not. Getting molested by Amber doesn't make you a real person Elon. See? You can just say whatever. Your tainted and neglected offspring will never love you. Unlike most men I'm willing to fuck trans girls so how old is your he/she son? Did Joe's daughters turn 18 yet and do they want to make an easy 200 million? I've been building up fat so my bitch-tits are extra jiggly right now."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2023

Odesa's Earth Day Speech

A saying that refers a bad speech that will go down hill and become an embarrassment.

'My speech is going to be such and Odesa's earth day speech.'

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Speech

I mean... You see Jordan Peterson just re-appropriating my claims about the religious enterprise and painting it on a strawman of the political left, right? And in doing so he acts as an avatar through which I make a mockery of your politics and I make a mockery of you God.

Hym "Except MINE is TRUE and Jordan Peterson's is not. Which is why Jordan can't do it without crying like a bitch, Chris. It's not JUST a coping mechanism for death anxiety. It's the way by which you accrue unearned moral authority. It's the way by which you hold hostage 'the good afterlife'and (beyond that) 'the good life' in exchange for compliance or servitude. It's an easy way to siphon resources from the peasants so you can live an easier life while everyone else suffers around you with the promise of a better hypothetical future that will never come to fruition. It's the way by which you compel people to consent to their own suffering and defer gratification to the grave. And his speech and his tears are exactly how you can tell that Dr. Jordan Peterson KNOWS THAT WHAT I'M SAYING IS TRUE."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023