Special shower

When someone goes for a shower and takes ages because they were actually playing with themselves

Ben: ‘ooo did you just have a special shower?’
Amrit: ‘what no!’ She states after having an hour long shower while wearing clothes

by Ben_the_cat_guy May 19, 2020

Mechanic’s Special

A bullshit term car sellers say when they’re trying to scam someone by selling them their trashed car instead of sending it to the scrapyard.

Buyer: *Searching for cars on OfferUp*

Seller’s ad: MECHANIC’S SPECIAL!!! 2020 Mustang for sale, engine and transmission are completely blown. It was also in a high speed collision

by SonicFlare January 09, 2022

Koofie Special

1. (v.) Gettin payback in Call Of Duty: MW2 by knifing your enemy in their dome piece.

2. (v.) A firm slap to the back of someone's head.

OHH Shyt! Im'ma have ta give dat boi da Koofie Special!

by kingofthejewz February 15, 2010

flashlight special

When a parent/guardian is looking for you in the dark outside. when you're up to no good. Like smoking reefers at the end of the driveway.

"Hey Kevin!"
"What?"
"Here comes the Ol' Man, 'Flashlight Special'"!
Ol man: Never you mind "Flashlight Special!"

by Noster April 28, 2004

redneck special

The act of fingering a girl while drinking beer. Warm beer is preferred to get the full redneck effect.

"Honey, could I have the Redneck Special tonight?"

by redneckspecial October 17, 2014

Nunchucks Special

A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.

He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.

by CocaineBear October 03, 2021

Special Blanket

A poor innocent blanket which is defiled with a copious amount of jizz after a long night of recreational drug use and sex.

Rob just ruined my Special Blanket. There is jizz EVERYWHERE.

by AXO slut compound December 15, 2010