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Heemie Shneemie

1. (n.)
The corners of one's mouth; Cold sores, dried saliva, or any other imperfections located on the corners of the mouth
1. "Do I have heemie shneeemie this morning?"
2. "I made out with someone, and I know they have oral herpes. Keep your eyes out for any heemie shneemie."
by SHORTFATBAWLD December 3, 2006
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Shneeze

Shneeze:

Shneeze Shhhh - Knees

A combination of two bodily functions;
1. Shit, the human excretion function
2. A Sneeze

Generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the anus.
John was sitting in the office bathroom stall taking a work dump when a sudden sneeze came on, he inhaled strong poop odor before letting out a Shneeze.
by Faux Sheez January 27, 2011
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snee

Aging Yale alumnus with a penchant for drinking; aka, "Snee-dogg"
That Snee is totally whacked out!
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Sneed

An alternative word for „Need“ used primarily for Hyperbole or Exaggeration
>texting friend
„Yo dude have you seen so and so she’s so hot!“
„Show me“
>picture
„SNEED“
by Polarbearwaffen March 22, 2021
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Crenshaw sneed

The stupid fucking nigger that’s failing every class and threatened to shoot you
by Sussybakaballs April 13, 2022
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Sneed

Nerds who dress like tomboys and can say the alphabet backwards
Does she seriously think she is a sneed??
by minpipnamshan June 4, 2018
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sneef

An altered onomatopoeia, derived from "sniff", as when one is overcome with emotion.

An utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.

When preceded by a " / "
or enclosed by two " * "s
The phrase could be a variation of an "emote" used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
"Oh teh noes! We've acquired another nerf casualty! But no, not Konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!"

also: *sneef*
by talala March 11, 2007
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