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Sasquatch

An evil and wicked federal criminal that thinks they are falsely superior (tyrant) which are sometimes called: internet troll, stalker, peeping tom, black-hat hacker or script kiddie; that steals, observes, trades and sells data that is retrieved by a computational device from a victim which data is used for the worst things that human beings are capable of.
A Sasquatch wants you to believe that they do not exist.
by FUTUREPRESIDENTONE March 17, 2022
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Sasquatch Sneeze

Vaginal flatulence; a discreet slang term for the word "queef."
"Dang Krista, that was one loud sasquatch sneeze."
by ohmygoshimginger May 19, 2022
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The Sasquatch Effect

Having a frustratingly itchy ass due to a mass amount of hair in the lower region.
Dude1: "Why do you keep squirming?"

Dude2: "My ass is on fire! It's abnormally hairy and its all entangled and tickling like crazy!"

Dude1: "The Sasquatch Effect is inevitable. Tough shit, I say."
by Pink Harmonica February 23, 2011
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Sasquatch Syndrome

When a tall person believes they are both literally AND figuratively above someone else due to the unconscious bias and privileges gained due to their larger stature.

Symptoms of this behavior can be:

- Confidently explaing things to others without understanding the subject

- Assuming one is more capable than others, without any meritocratic foundation

- Assuming the role of “mentor” or “manager” without having the necessary capabilities, experience or situational understanding

- Reflexively dismissing the opinions of others, especially those shorter than oneself without due consideration

- Dismissing ones own privilege and crediting one’s mediocre abilities and “mindset” instead

- Feeling immediately uncomfortable/insecure when one sees someone taller than themselves

- Deriving ones personality and sense of identity purely from their height

- Looking down on other people both literally AND figuratively.
Example 1
John: *has an opinion Rudy doesn’t like*
Rudy: “Shut up, elf”
John: man, talk about Sasquatch syndrome.

Example 2
Gary: “It’s a lot easier to to feel confident as a tall guy. It comes with many advantages.”

Mike: “If you woke up tomorrow as 6 feet 4... I have bad news: you'd find something else to be miserable about.

Harry: “Sure, but research clearly shows it’s easier to deal with these insecurities if you don’t have to worry about height on top of it.”

Mike: “I am sure there is a lot of research, and you can back up almost any claim with some study. We all have our own strengths and disadvantages.

As a tall man, I can tell you that you won't feel insecure about your height, but instead will have other insecurities. We are separate but equal.

Example 3
Dylan: “so what kind of guys do you like?”
Tina: “well he needs to be tall. Don’t get me wrong, I love short kings- well not personally, but I love that FOR them. But I’m tall myself, so I only date tall guys because short guys all have small man syndrome. I need someone on my level.”

Jake (whispering) “I think she’s the one who has tall woman syndrome.”
Jenny (also whispering) “haha, I think you mean Sasquatch Syndrome”
by JohnDeereTractors December 22, 2023
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Sasquatch

A male joining a couple for their sexual adventures. Could be either a three-plus or cucking experience.
Jenny and Dale's sexual relationship had stagnated, so they used tinder to find a Sasquatch to spark their sex lives back into action. Luckily, Earl was willing to assist.
by alviere February 4, 2017
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Punching Sasquatch

From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.
I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"
by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009
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sasquatch

a woman with big hips, big thighs and/or big lips capable of giving attitude if necessary
that Sophie is a total sasquatch!
by aasquatch March 8, 2021
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