A Ruben

"A Ruben" in Australia is a slang word for having a day off work "sick day", when you're not really sick

The word "Ruben" was named after NRL Legend Ruben Wiki, a legendary rugby league player from the 90's to 2000's"
His surname "Wiki" rhymed with the word 'Sickie", which is Australian slang for sick day or day off

I'm having a Ruben tomorrow

by robbiemei October 6, 2019

Ruben

Ruben is a sexy guy with a hot teasing voice. He is tall and attractive, he's the sweetest person for the people he cares about. Ruben is the hottest guy ever.

Ruben can I taste your Rubito?
Ruben: Id like to taste your fifi at the same time.
Its called 69

by Mmamaciita November 2, 2017

Ruben

Very cute guy.He is a guy you would what to be next to for the rest of your life.He is attractive , a lot girls fall for him.May be shy but can express how he feels only for 1 girl.

You would fall for RUBEN if you ever meet one.

by Bellarosas2 March 15, 2018

Ruben

A Guy who likes alondra

Ruben likes alondra a lot he even stalks

her

by By jose mendoza May 11, 2018

Ruben

" Rubén " is basically like a normal " Ruben " with only 1 difference the " é ". The " é " do the extra in between of the normal Ruben the Bad ass RUBÉN .

Becaus by the "é" he becomes a Threefold Super Sayayín a "real real person"(no fake person) a Fucker a Guy you have to take seriously!

-Mostly latin person.

Ruben: "yo bro come chilln?"
RUBÉN:"Why not, you got money? and chicas"
Ruben:"No bro come"
RUBÉN: "YOU ASK ME TO CHILL BUT YOU GOT NOTHING COME MAKE SOME MONEY WORK HARD PLAY HARD NO MURCY PRIMO!!"
Ruben:"Okey you're right "

by MR.UNKNOW January 2, 2017

Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.

Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!

by kyle4269 October 29, 2019

Ruben

Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.

-I just heard Ruben is coming to the party
-Damn, go hide all the hoes

by anonymous December 15, 2020