Ruben

Ruben's are all jews. It's a fact.

You can't trust that guy, he's a total Ruben(Jew).

by Qnotajew July 7, 2021

Rubensed

Having the affections of a member of the opposite sex taken from you from under your nose by another.

When chatting up a member of the opposite sex in a bar or other establishment, another guy/girl takes advantage of a small opening (going to the bar/toilet) to slide in and take the affections of said target. Derived from Rubens Barrichellos antics in letting Michael schumacher overtake him in the last stretch to win grand prix races!

by Blastertron September 1, 2005

Ruben

Another name of the anime called "Kimi no Nawa or Your Name"

Person1: Do you like Ruben?

Person2: Yeah!

Person1: Ruben just fuck Mitsuha like nothing happens

by Hmm..... April 19, 2020

Ruben

Radiohead enjoyer and a Scott kinnie

-"i know this guy named Ruben!!"
-"he must be homosexual!!"

by NotBonesitssnunkhaunt34 December 8, 2021

Ruben

People named Ruben are Proven to stop growing at about 4 feet and 11 inches and usually like to play basketball

Damn that kid Ruben is shrinking

(Person 2)Yeah I know he stoped growing at 11 years old
That sucks

by UrbanDictionaryScientists April 12, 2020

Ruben

a gay british male who gets zero action in real life so he dates people online, typically on games such as roblox and minecraft. he gets very emotional at times and likes to express that, which you think is a manly thing to do, but he’s really just looking for attention from his peers. he also enjoys to bully people younger then him because he’s a little bitch with no balls to stand up for himself to others his age or older.

Girl: That guy Ruben is such a prick.
Guy: I know right, what a bitchy asshole!

by pussyslayer2910 August 23, 2018

Ruben geerman

Ruben Geerman is also known as the Ableton king or the closer of computers. Ruben can also be used as closing. Ruben is also married to Blake walker and Matthew bussa.

Hey John can you Ruben geerman your computer for a moment?

by Amongler July 2, 2022