Ranch Dance

After consuming Pizza Ranch the urge to poo is like a kick to the stomach. You squeeze your cheeks and hope the bathroom is open.

I had to do the Ranch Dance to not shit my pants.

by Nobody-important September 14, 2016

ranch dipper

A fat country girl who sleeps around

Did you see the girl on party down south? She's a ranch dipper!!

by Vincenzo925 October 5, 2015

diamond ranch

a big ranch. you know, like a farm. a diamond ranch.

i need to head over to the diamond ranch before prom

by kereo April 28, 2017

nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

Ranch Gang

A group of homosexual hooligan juvenile delinquents

Ranch gang has vandalized my residence!! Meddling children!!!!

by Ranch_Gang September 11, 2021

big ranch

An omnipotent god who owns the biggest ranch in the observable universe and has the power to destroy galaxies and owns many planets. He has unlimited power and even more lore behind him. He looks like a 38 year old man, brown hair, a large beard, 287 lbs, 6,3. He is well known by meany extraterrestrial species and was married to a demigod named agatha. He has 2 sons named Tony and Big Business.

Guy 1: “Did you hear about Big Ranch’s new purchase?”

Guy 2: “Its the 85th one this week I am not surprised”

Guy 1: “but still, they say he has infinite amounts of money”

Guy 2: “I believe that statement”

by BigRanchLLC October 12, 2020

ranch head

An insult for people who like ranch a little too much (typically used by people who don’t like dressing at all)

“Ew. Look at that fucking ranch head over there. They put ranch on literally everything~”

by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022