quack my ass

1)to shove a duck up your ass.
2) To say quack into someones ass hole

i order you to quack my ass

by Spoopy_taco_cat May 5, 2018

Quack

Someone that eats a lot of pizza and drinks a lot margherita's and that lives in a fish tank.

your such a Quack

by SwoomingAF September 11, 2021

quack

A charlatan at being a doctor of any kind.

My psychologist wasn't a quack because she behaved like a doctor.

by Ereck Flowers October 11, 2016

Quack

Different way to say received a message

Charlotte just quacked me a hello

by DontQuackMe July 26, 2019

Quack

A tailless amphibian with a short squat body, moist smooth skin, and very long hind legs for leaping.

Joe: Yo, is that a quack?

Deez: Yeah, I think it is!

Joe: Bro it just jumped from that tree to our car!

by Joe Mama Deez Nutz Lol October 27, 2022

Quacks

Money. Derived from duckets. The latter would often be shortened to "ducks", which eventually led to "quacks" (being the noise a duck makes).

"Yo, you snag that satchel?"

"Yea, yo. Shit was dough stack, though. I gotta get on making them quacks."

by Migzoola October 18, 2008

Quack

If someone tells somebody wearing a seatbelt isn't using enough caution, common sense, or good judgment, that they need to have on a motorcycle helmet and biochemical suit, and a bunch of other things not required for a trip to the grocery store, wouldn't their definition of common sense be as questionable as everyone else's? And if it would, wouldn't the same thing apply to wearing masks, getting vaccines, and doing everything else they are told to do before they can resume their lives?

Resuming life, unpausing life, might require a little standing or even fighting. Otherwise, people are going to keep getting told when they can resume life by the same people telling them what they have to do next to do so. A lot of livelihoods have already been lost as businesses closed, those livelihoods aren't guaranteed to come back some day without a fight. A doctor that can't be questioned about whether or not they are a quack is like a religious leader that can't be questioned about whether or not they are a charlatan. There is no one person alive, male or female, that isn't questionable.

by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021