C-PU

The Cardboard-Potato Unit (C-PU) is integral architecture to the sub-standard PC, replacing the Central Processing Unit (CPU) in normal computers.

It is when Gamers have absolutely pathetic gaming systems that the core must be part cardboard and part potato.

"Oh man, he's taking so long to load the game, he must have a C-PU."

by R0ll May 24, 2017

pu

pull up; used to invite someone to come to where you're at

“Yoo this party is lit. Pu!!”

by p0ppyseed April 2, 2024

Faux ' pu

When you're unsure if you need to poo, let off a little steam then you no longer need to poo.

William was sure he had to poo but it is temporarily a "faux ' pu"

by Kmz91695 May 8, 2023

nick pus

A guy in a wheelchair . A trusted friend , who partakes in large amounts of marijuana smokage while consuming large amounts of alcohol. Who's activity level resembles a sloth .

C; Are you gonna sit there like a pus all day?
T: What do you mean , like a Nick pus .
C: Wanna burn one Nick pus?

by Yort0110 August 23, 2016

[...]pu

The earliest recorded pharaoh of Lower Egypt; name incomplete

The pharaoh “...pu“ ruled over 4,000 years ago

by Smarmer January 23, 2024

PU

to "Put up"

Imma "PU" the lights later

by datperson56 December 19, 2019

pu

pop-up or pull up

mostly used on snapchat, just another way of saying come over or meet up

speaker 1: yo will u pu tonight?

speaker 2: na i can’t but tomorrow im free

by catlover987 April 1, 2024