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Plain as salt

When something is so simple that grandma doesn’t even question it.
I’m getting back with her and swiping that v-card. Plain as salt.
by Dak attak July 9, 2018
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Fort Plain, Ny

Wants to be a hood so bad. Drugs and alcohol are a common activity, kids born there develop facial hair by age 3, the water is greatly polluted with lead and aids, and it is only a matter of time until all then buildings collapse in in themselves. People who live there are often referred on as “ pants” because they are full of shit 24/7.
If you want to live in Fort Plain, Ny, Don’t.
by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 12, 2021
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Plain

Someone that thinks cursing (expressing negative feelings in words that don't sound sweet) and anything not G rated or Disneyfied is inappropriate for everyone (just like walking around with no mask and hand sanitizer is inappropriate for everyone to plain adolescent souls). The kind of person that would hire a hitman to kill somebody then still talk about other people doing bad or inappropriate things.
Though he/she was always a clown, he/she was never really funny, because he/she was always a plain Mickey Mouse Club kind of clown. He/she claimed that people respected him/her, but the reality was that nobody owed him/her anything, including respect.
by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021
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plain

A plain is a place that have nothing. A plain is also a landform.
I live in a place that is quiet. it's a plain.
by Elaine Liu October 5, 2020
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"plain view" exception

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.
I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Plain

The crybully claimed to be colorful and different, but was about as plain and bossy as anybody could get, and it wasn't like her mother and father, or other family members really made her that way by being authoritarian with her. She never got her ass whooped by either parent as a kid, she never really even got ordered about by either parent or other family members, perhaps an occasional straightening out was about all anybody was allowed to do to her.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
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Pleasant plains middle school

A place where if you mess around in class, then Mrs Miller will give your whole class a lunch detention. But, she only does this because she has no one else to eat with and will feel lonely without the students
Mrs. Miller is a teacher at pleasant plains middle school and she is lonely so she’s gives out many lunch detentions.
by Gooo awayyyyyy August 31, 2019
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