Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

Seabiscuit
Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.
by The Source Which Is Awesome2 September 16, 2010
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Charlie Parker

Receiving a blow-job while eating a piece of chicken in the back of a taxi or limo.
While riding home, I look over and Jim is getting a Charlie Parker!
by crcooper May 14, 2009
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What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.
"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"
by TheDramaticGirl January 22, 2016
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parker drake

Usually sucks at hockey and most sports and has a Little pinner
(Gayboiparker drake)
by Yoloswagmaster11199900044466 December 17, 2013
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antony parker

a great basketball player who plays in toronto in now days. in the past he played in maccabi tel-aviv (israel)
antony parker scored 28 points and took 10 reb'
by the manfitz March 21, 2009
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kale parker

A short man that wears medium / small shirts so everyone can see his heart beating . Mean mugs everyone and has a strange infatuation with a mans nipples.
OH shit bro cover your nips kale parkers coming!!!!!!!!!
by General SUbsea August 03, 2013
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