walking paradox

a phrase that cannot be used to describe Tyler, The Creator.

"bro tylers a fucking walking paradox'

"no hes not??"

by rock_muncher June 10, 2023

Purpose Paradox

The purpose paradox is to say “My purpose is to not have a purpose” If you don’t have a purpose you are fulfilling your purpose which means you have a purpose which means you haven’t completed your purpose and so on so forth.

That purpose paradox is really confusing

by Dolphinthespaz May 31, 2021

The Cringe Paradox

A paradox in which the use of the word cringe is, in essence, cringe, thus creating an endless cycle of cringe.

Guy 1: That's cringe.
Guy 2: Using cringe is cringe dude.
Guy 3: Ah yes, the Cringe Paradox in action.

by cringecringecringe January 5, 2022

Cognizanthazard Paradox

When inaccurate heuristics or cognizanthazards present a consistent problem to agents, such that experience is detrimental to performance or outcomes, yet experience seems necessary to complete the task.

Jake was told that seeing the movie decreased the ability of his competition to create a trailer for audiences. He avoided a cognizanthazard paradox by requesting random footage from the movie and learning nothing more about its plot while making the trailer.

by Zigioz March 7, 2023

Geli-Paradox

The state in which one is extremely hungry but much to tired to get up and actually satisfy the urge.

G- Omg I don't know what is my bigger issue, my hunger or my Sleepiness.

J- You are exibiting the Geli-Paradox and you should just go to sleep!

by _JSA July 20, 2010

Facebook Paradox

The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.

"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."

by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015

Pass the Paradox

The golden rule of only taking two hits of rosin extracts, the grandaddy of cannabis concentrates, and then passing to the next person.

Yo, pass the paradox.

by dabitokeitaddit June 6, 2021