cutting a loaf

Squeezing one's anus to "snip" the excrement that is leaving your bowels.
when a poo is dangling and you squeeze your anus to make the exiting poo drop it is known as cutting a loaf.
by coindealercornwall.co.uk April 14, 2015
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Pony Loaf

1.The act of a receiver giving a blow job to a poo log which is being excreted by another person squatting above the receiver

2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.
Thomas was never allowed to kiss his girlfriend on the lips after she pony loafed him
by Anthony Marty October 13, 2008
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Nut Loaf

I could really go for a nut loaf right now.
by Bill Richardson February 06, 2008
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barracuda loaf

An unsliced loaf of white bread. Etymology unknown.
"I can remember when the "barracouda" sic (white un-sliced) loaf went rock hard when stale..."

"The barracuda loaf used to be five pence ha'penny."

"The Nanny's would buy a barracuda loaf and they also loved the big round pork pies."
by porges September 15, 2009
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Toph It and Loaf It

Following sexual intercourse with a woman (or man if you are into that kind of thing), the act of taking a deuce on the chest of said partner.
chrisTOPHER: "Dan you my boy. But remember that hot girl from the club, I'm going to toph it and loaf it."
by TophsBoy February 03, 2010
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steam loaf

to lay some hot juicy scat
i burned a hole in the ground with my steam loaf
by Danyo February 19, 2003
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pinch a loaf

Oh man, I gotta pinch a loaf wicked bad!
by Peter May 30, 2006
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