Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.

Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!

by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019

Two Train

A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"

Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .

by Bliss savage February 28, 2014

youtube train

When you go to youtube to watch one video and find yourself watching related videos and then watch related videos of the related videos.

I have spent the last hour on a youtube train and all I went on for was a music video.

by Iggleston April 25, 2009

Train hopping

A form of transportation via freight trains which is very illegal and dangerous

I'm train hopping to Chicago

by Laura quinns June 1, 2018

Awesome Train

An opposite of the failboat. A successful group of people or orginization. Can be considered a win.

"All aboard the awesome train- Toot! Toot!"

by Rebeccaj2009 February 17, 2009

dinosaur train

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex

come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex

by Grrryn April 9, 2021

Tube-Trained

The state of having effectively spent enough time on the popular site, YouTube, in order to learn or acquire an idea of how to attempt some sort of skill.

1)The skill may have not been "learned," but the person may still feel that they can do it.

2)The skill may have actually been
mastered due to hours and hours of practicing and YouTubing

Friend: DUDE WE GOTTA GO FREE RUNNING! NOW!

Me: No, seriously? You don't know how.

Friend: MAN come one! I saw it on youtube, duh. It's SO easy.

Me: You're Tube-Trained eh? Ready to jump off that building right over there?

Friend: HELL YEAH. Then we can breakdance.

by zoowee January 19, 2009