Rubber train

The act of simultaneously stimulating the anus and the penis by means of rubber dildo and rubber pocket pussy.
Jake: hey man what are you up to?

Ben: nawww man not much just got off the rubber train in my shower.
by Ballsinyourmouth12 June 12, 2013
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Train Jousting

A sport usually conducted by two conflicting red necks in which two parallel trains are heading towards each other. Each redneck would have at arms a standard, medieval style jousting lance. Additionally, they would appear wearing common kitchen supplies such as soup pots and cutting boards as armor. During the event, the trains would charge at each other giving each party an opportunity to strike one another off the train at maximum speed. Although deadly, this sport remains a spectacular way for our friends down south to settle their beef.
Hey Billy! You should've payed your debt you lil' shit. We'll be train jousting the next morning!
by TheSykohRedNeck January 12, 2019
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Dutch Train

A Dutch Train has absolutely nothing to do with the Dutch. A Dutch Train is similar to a human centipede except for each person ( all male ) is connected by anal penetration. The minimum of participants is ten, but there is no maximum number of men that can join a Dutch Train. In other words, a Dutch Train is a sexy conga line.
"Hey, Mark, wanna join our Dutch Train?"
"Choo choo! All aboard the Dutch Train!"
by Shrimpy_dimpy69 November 18, 2019
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bob train

a homosexual orgy of strategically placing men in a straight line and performing anal sex with the man directly in front of you, whilst receiving it from behind. Unless you're the caboose, which just might be one of the only two spots on the train that receive the least please. The other being the front "Engine."
Matthew and his friends decided to go back to the hotel and form a bob train.
by Guru on a hill March 28, 2010
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Church Train

A train in which it is too quiet to talk on your phone incase you disturb the peace, so you have to send a text.
Damn! i can't talk am on a Church Train.
by Geeh February 23, 2011
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quote train

When people on forums keep quoting someone who quoted another person who quoted another person...
Post 1 Ted: Hello there

Post 2 Sam: Ted wrote {Hello there}

Post 3 Bob: Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}

Post 4 Larry: Bob wrote {Sam wrote {Ted wrote {Hello there}}}

Post 5 Anon: Awww, screw this. I'm derailing this quote train.
by Eviltechie August 29, 2010
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