When you pull your pants down and stretch out your flaccid cock in front of a friend. Pulls should be done with no more than three fingers and start only at the head of the cock so that your friend can pellucidly see your pencil-thin shlong stretched out across the room. Optionally, as a variation, you may lean slightly back, bending your knees and yell "YEAHH" while nodding your head up and down .
Joe mistook Jamal's shlong for a piece of black licorice when Jamal was having his time with the 'Ol Stretcheroo. This explains a lot about Jamal but I still don't know where my bike is.
by _________________________-____ April 29, 2012
by KB@IlanA-Lesce’ March 01, 2022
When you put a pocket pussy on the base of a blender and hit the liquify button and let it spin on your dick
by fuzzsludge August 12, 2019
by Blacdawg February 17, 2017
Ole Lady refers to a woman whom your relationship status lies somewhere between girlfriend and wife. It projects commitment and still rolls off the tongue better than "That's my girlfriend."
Buddy: "Dang Dale! Who's that you've got hanging on your arm there?"
Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"
Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"
by DidderDeeDoo July 26, 2022
When your wife/girlfriend unintentionally/intentionally butt dials you whilst getting rocked/plowed/railed for a minimum not limited too of 45 minutes.
by PHS March 12, 2018
Iko ol, on that
by SCARYGHOST June 20, 2022