scratch-22

The relief and pleasure from scratching an itch you wish you didn't have.
It was a real scratch-22 as Dillon's eyes rolled back in his head while he vigorously scratched at the crabs he got from his mother.
by scratch-22 December 14, 2017
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Booky scratch

Man I got some damn Booky scratch!!

Ay nigga what kinda got damn Booky scratch is this shit mane
by Yung Braids December 05, 2022
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Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo
A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".
by Bakelite April 29, 2012
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Crack Scratch

When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 03, 2021
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scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.
She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.
by rapidscan September 03, 2015
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scratch acid

a sick ass band

they have an established sound of texan punk

their art and covers are usually cryptids which influenced heavily to kurt cobain of nirvana
scratch acid don't play

pfft, oasis ? nah listen to scratch acid
by kanye man July 26, 2020
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scratch-harming

where one scratches at their skin till it bleeds. Where one scratches under their long hair and produces a red irritated area. Usually done by self-harmers who are less self-confident to do wrist or thigh cuts.
I can't go to the hair-stylist because i scratch-harm.
I can't pull up my hair on my side because then people will discover I am currently scratch-harming.
by almostEMOgirl,almostNOT May 15, 2015
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