alabama donut

Taking a dump in your inner tube while floating effortlessly down a lazy river and screaming Roll Tide Roll!

Uhhh, I knew I should have waited 45 minutes before jumping in this lazy river after eating a slew of Taco Bell cheesy beefy burritos. Now Ive got to float around in this Alabama Donut all summers day long. 🐘💩🍩

by Alabama Donut February 7, 2015

alabama mudjug

Where you are getting frisky with a female and you pack your lip full of dip and proceed to eat her out. In doing so, she gets a nicotine buzz.

I was eating my sister's box last night and I gave her the ol Alabama Mudjug to calm her nerves.

by shrimponakbarbie September 13, 2017

Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.

I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

Nostalgic Alabama

When you have inner feelings for Alabama so you fuck your cousin as a tribute.

Fuck, I did a Nostalgic Alabama last night.

God bless you pawl.

by Fuckmehardbutgently February 14, 2021

Alabama tuxedo

When someone dresses in public from head to toe in camouflage clothing.

"Wow, every person at this Piggly Wiggly is wearing an Alabama tuxedo."

by The Big C 787 January 13, 2014

Alabama Waterbowl

Take ones nutsack skin and pull it out to form a bowl, fill with beer, and now your buddy can now lick it out like a dog in a bowl!

Sean came over last night and wanted some beer but I only had one left so I gave him some in the Alabama Waterbowl.

by Big Poppa BBQ January 14, 2022

Alabama Rainshower

The act of cumming up into the air, and having it "rain" down upon the girl.

Did you show her the Alabama Rainshower?

by bamma boy October 14, 2010