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Shield-maidening

"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."
I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.

Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!

Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.
by seal_of_approval May 18, 2024
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No Maidens?

This phrase is one of the worst shit someone can pull out of there ass this basically means that one one is telling you get no girls,bitches hoes whatever
Person: I hate you
Person 2: No maidens?
Person 1: fuck you
by Sussykid1234 February 17, 2023
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Iron Maiden

Literally the best band of all time. Nothing compares
Person 1- Hey what Iron Maiden song should I listen to?
Person 2- Try Out Of The Silent Planet, Hell On Earth, Piece Of Mind, or Powerslave.
by Don't Look Here March 13, 2022
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Savannah Maiden

The littest person you'll ever meet
by Savannah_GOAT November 2, 2017
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Iron Maiden

THE most influential metal band of all time IMO. Albums like Their eponymous debut, Killers, The Number of The Beast, PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING MIND, etc. ! They consistently pump out quality into your ears, they continue to innovate metal genre with 3 FUCKING GUITARISTS, they've solidified the metal genre as an artform, their latest album (Senjutsu) FUCKING SLAPS, They've inspired acts like Avenged Sevenfold, I COULD KEEP FUCKING GOING
(Guy 1) I just bought a new Iron Maiden album!

(Guy 2) Kickass!
by TotallyNotAnIronMaidenFan September 26, 2021
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ass maiden

A.female.version.of.an.ass.goblin
she.is.such.an.ass.maiden...Maiden.of.the.ass
by Ribena November 7, 2003
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boink-maiden

typically used by Elden Ring players to describe their GF
She is my boink-maiden
by darkclaw wolfgod April 16, 2024
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