The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.
Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.
by K0-6 January 20, 2023
Get the Septic Maidenmug. A phrase that was said in the new hit game Elden Ring. said by a strange man and is most likely to telling u that you got no bitches.
guy1:im sorry sir but u are maiden less
guy2:what dose that mean?
guy1:it means u got no bitches sir.
guy2:what dose that mean?
guy1:it means u got no bitches sir.
by poerihfbriuovhroc March 4, 2022
Get the maiden lessmug. by J. Thurber June 2, 2018
Get the Monomoy maidenmug. by rat face gigo December 28, 2017
Get the dutch maidenmug. 
by Savannah_GOAT November 2, 2017
Get the Savannah Maidenmug. Quite possibly one of the greatest metal bands to ever walk the earth. In my humble opinion, Their best album is "Somewhere in Time"
Me: Do you like iron maiden?
Person #2: Oh hell no, I don't listen to that shit!
Me: *Punches them in the balls*
Person #2: Oh hell no, I don't listen to that shit!
Me: *Punches them in the balls*
by Urban Infinity 2.0 January 19, 2022
Get the Iron Maidenmug.