by Sevengod July 27, 2015
"Bob decided to employ his drunk uncle to give the speech at the company dinner. Gee! What a real Nike that turned out ot be!
by Some other dude called Matt September 09, 2018
Nike as name… he is kind hearted like any other person you’ve met. You could talk for hours on end or sit in comfortable silence and just enjoy his presence. Everyone truly needs a nike in their life as he is the thing you didn’t know you wanted but you definitely need. He cares for other people even to the detriment of himself. He will make you laugh until you run out of air. If you have a chance to be friends with a Nike…just do it.
person 1: Hey i need someone to help me move my stuff but i can’t find anyone
person 2: Oh just let me message Nike, he helped me move out just last week!
person 2: Oh just let me message Nike, he helped me move out just last week!
by elisabethcleo August 22, 2022
The most beautiful girl on the world. She's amazing and makes her friends laugh all the time. Her smile make all your pain go away and if she laughs you have to laugh with her. A hug from her makes you feel like the most important person all over the world.
I love you, Nike.
by DefinitelynotJuli November 22, 2021
A shoe brand that a lot of people wear. Usually the person who owns them, sucks and is a total pathetic and is one of those rich kids that everyone hates.
by BuggySmurf December 19, 2017
A company that sells undurable shit.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.
"Just do it" more like "just ruin it"
It won't be that hard just wear it once.
by Brutallyhonestdefinitions December 22, 2016