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Alpha n00b 

The god of all n00bs, Alpha n00b Pwns all other n00bs and is the ruler of n00b kingdom
Omg That n00b is an Alpha n00b! hes almost good enough to not be a n00b
Alpha n00b by Adam Valdez August 30, 2007
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Ozz-n00b 

A person who thinks they know all there is to know (or enough) about the heavy metal singer Ozzy Osbourne, but is really as ignorant as shit about his music and life.

This is usually because they have either:

Only listened to or heard of the song 'Paranoid' or his lastest album Black Rain. (There is a 40 YEAR back catalogue of gold to experiance folks!)

OR

Watched a couple of episodes of the semi-relatity show 'The Osbournes' and thinks that entitles them to an ignorant opinion of Ozzy as a brainless idiot. Which could not be further from the truth if it went to Pluto.
1:

"HAHA, Ozzy Osbourne! He's that stoner guy with glasses right?"

"Get a life you Ozz-n00b.."

2:

"How many kids does Ozzy have?"

"Two of course, Jack and Kelly!"

"You Ozz-n00b."
Ozz-n00b by QueenSpaztic April 27, 2009

uber n00b 

a form of slang that is used to represent someone who is the worst "noob" ever. as seen in the eyes of those who call him/her as such.
uber n00b by shindou501 June 13, 2005

STFU n00b!! 

Shut the fuck up, newbie!!

Used to tell obnoxious newbies, to, well, shut the fuck up.
n00b: You suck and ur lame go suck my ballzOMGWTFROFLOLMAOFJDKFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: STFU n00b!!
STFU n00b!! by Bob882 September 22, 2004

OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B 

OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B is the largest possible insult able to be used against old people who don't follow abbreviations in such a manner.

Standing for Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up, get the fuck out n00b.

People over the age of thirty are baffled to what this even means when said like so.
Kid: Mother, can you make me pancakes for breakfast?
Mother: No, i'm already making you toast
Kid: OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B
Mother: ???

Beta n00b 

A n00b who tries to be the Alpha n00b, but is too much of a n00b to be the alpha n00b.
Ferdol was on for three hours while I was afk and didn't know.

Smartings thought that he was the best at Battlefront 2, paintball, Halo sniping and every FPS ever made; but we still pawned him. What a beta n00b.
Beta n00b by Generic to win November 16, 2005