Musty bean

a sex act in which you eat beans from your partner's anus

Person 1: This crazy bitch wanted me to give her a musty bean
Person 2: Gross!

by poppaismurfy March 28, 2021

musty pontoon

When your underpants are moist and smell like the morning on a lake when the pontoon boat is covered in mist.

I’m so horny. Total musty pontoon down there.

by I J Margulieth August 21, 2021

Musty lunchbox

A vagina so pungent that it can be smelled from at least 50 feet away

Bro, that chick is smoking hot but I can smell that musty lunchbox from here...

by Captain sprayfart October 03, 2019

Musty Swag

A stank presentation of yourself. Being confident, yet it comes across as if you haven't showered in days.

"I don't like Westbrook man. I don't mean to be judgemental, but it's a musty swag he puts on"

by Pseudo Bron Bron June 12, 2012

musty mitten

dirty ass pussy; usually old and hairy

Damn, after 2 hours at the gym, Jessica suffered a heavy dose of the musty mitten.

by jesx95 February 10, 2014

musty cheeseburger

When you get on the school bus and it smells so bad you wanna throw up

Dude, it totally smells like musty cheeseburgers in here...

by That_white_gurl1234 May 18, 2016

Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

by stripeddinosaur October 07, 2021