startled mule

the back kick to the private parts of the giver performed by the reciever of anything unpleasant when having sex in a doggy style position.

i gave my girlfriend an angry pirate and she was so pissed she gave me a startled mule.

startled mule by the antisocialist December 31, 2011

Roping the mule. 

Masturbating. A man jerking off.
More funny and less awkward way of saying jerking off.

Hey, stop roping the mule in there. If my door is closed, I'm probably roping the mule.

Roping the mule. by LRac0402 March 13, 2010

"lope your mule" 

Learned how to "lope my Mule out behind the barn. "lope your (my) mule" is the same thing as jacking-off,masturbating, beat your meat, spanking the monkey, jerking off, & etc.
What you been doin, Buba? Did you Lope Your Mule out behind the barn?

I got my education out behind the barn. That is where you learned how to "lope your mule". I still go out behind to do and learn things.

"lope your mule" by Thursty June 11, 2006

shimmy up the mule 

to try something which won't do you no good -- it ain't a boy or a girl so you get nothing outta doin' it. May as well jack your own hammer.

having a crush on a happily married but very hot teacher

shimmy up the mule by Henry Marquez October 12, 2003

Pete The Mule 

person that works for no recognition.

When i went to disney, i was "pete the mule" carrying all the kids souvenirs.

Pete The Mule by kynar1 August 1, 2008

Angry Mule 

The act of kicking your partner in the face while receiving head.

I got so into it last night I gave did the angry mule, and she bit me.

Angry Mule by 2meninabunk October 23, 2008

vapid mule 

vapid mule, as in he is the middle man for coolness, not an administer-er of it...he is simply a product of cool,
part of the masses...a mule

this vapid mule stole my strange asymmetrical haircut right from under my powdery nose!

vapid mule by spectralux November 17, 2009