1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.
2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
by Doctor Michael April 01, 2020
The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).
by MarzRoidRage March 01, 2018
by swag mc muffin February 20, 2021
by Galfinkus October 25, 2010
When you allow a fully grown black male to slowly spread your butt cheeks apart as he melts butter on your upper back with a hair dryer. Then proceeds to shove his foot into your gaping hole as he sings the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.
by Master Roshi 69ing your mom September 17, 2021