the thrinky method

When you beat your dick connecting your thumb and pinky finger together

How do you beat yo dick?
Oh I use the thrinky method.

by Gay-Nation March 21, 2023

Glenn Method

Achieving a desired result by doing literally the bare minimum.

I’ll never forget that time I literally had a girl ON MY BED, and somehow he ended up sleeping with her anyway. He didn’t even DO anything. Fucking Glenn method strikes again.

by pinacuse October 18, 2020

1okayaiden method

The 1okayaiden method is a method that is somewhat like the kankan method. The 1okayaiden method does NOT require you to cuff, you just beat the bitch. Use this method if you love 1okayaiden.

man i love that 1okayaiden method

by 1okayaiden August 16, 2023

the kyle method

when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil

"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad

by Thymuffinman December 14, 2021

Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.

Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!

by Nick worder March 25, 2020

The Haha Method

The haha method®- a method created & proven By CR where you say "haha" to show you have no interest in what they're saying or are majorly pissed by it. Either way you want it to stop. If they are in anyway smart they will completely curve the conversation.

This method has been copyrighted by CR as of 4/18/16 10:39 pm

Steve: she is so hot look how nice her ass is
Carol: haha
Steve: so nice weather we're having right?
the haha method

by Crankhandle64 June 5, 2016

The Jono Method

The method used by the "Jono" to pick up the ladies. Nobody knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful - such as being noisy as fuck and socialising like a boss. All that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the Jono Method works on almost everyone - blokes think he is the shit and girls are in love with him.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.

"Bro! Did you see those girls that Jono pulled the last few days?"
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."

by Stage4FuckYeahMotherFucker September 21, 2012