Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.

Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew

by Super idol November 21, 2021

Matthew

An idiotic, loud, sorta ugly guy who somehow gets a hot girl that loves him

Holy shit, how did Matthew get that fucking hottie?!

by Str4wberrii_S4mura1 April 11, 2023

Matthew

Stop.
Get rid of your ego.
We're all sick and tired of you stroking it like it's your cock.

Matthew keeps trying to define himself. He gets to stroke his ego every time. but this time, he won't.

by darthkotya June 30, 2022

Matthew

A bitch

Damn Matthew is a bitch

by Dj_jd66 November 22, 2021

Matthew

Matthew, the guy that picks his nose and eats it. Has a small peen , he always acts that he is bricked up but has an incher on a good day, he thinks he is cool but is not and has no style. He looks like a frog and smells like horse shit.

Matthew is a shadow.

by Matthew has a small peen April 04, 2022

Matthew

Matty is the cutest guy you will ever meet. He is charming, good-looking, and very nice. He can get on your nerves at some times, but he is the best guy in North Shore and Switzerland. I am the only caffeine in his life.

I wish my Matthew would like me, since I see him everywhere.

by GraceforMatty May 17, 2022

matthew

a person with no balls.

girl 1: did matthew ask you out?
girl 2: no.

by someone very funny and cool November 22, 2021