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old mans speedball

drinking coffee and smoking marijuana at the same time. like a speedball, the caffeine to get you up and weed to get you low
i’ll do whatever i need to do after the old mans speedball.
by isoldtheworld March 18, 2020
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Minion Mans

A super hot chad in a video on PornHub called “minion sex” wearing an oversized Despicable Me minion costume who slaps his massive cock on a girls ass and proceeds to ram cooch for approximately 36 seconds, just for the video to come to an abrupt end. Despite the shortness of the video, it is very seckesy and hott.
Matthew: Minion Mans is so hot and I want seckes with him..

Ben: Me too his weenor is so much hott.

Justin: I want to be girl in video
by Mans MansMans March 25, 2020
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white mans bagel

slang for a white man's asshole
"omg ronnie you totally ate out archie's bagel last night"
"of course, i love a white mans bagel"
by Caroline.M.Baeislife May 27, 2020
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L MANS

An L "Friend" who does too much to impress their friends or the opposite gender.
Scene: The "L MANS", Tre and a group of girl
L Mans: Ayo Tre didn't you ask me for a dollar yesterday because you were a dollar off!
Tre: Bro...you is an L Mans
by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022
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Dead Mans Hand

2 definitions:

1. (as stated by Wikipedia, the best source to fuck with your teachers): a two-pair poker hand consisting of the black aces and black eights. The pair of aces and eights, along with an unknown hole card, were reportedly held by Old West folk hero, lawman, and gunfighter Wild Bill Hickok when he was shot and killed.

2. When an individual has some catastrophic blackmail on someone else but only chooses to use it as a last resort (loosely based off Russia's dead hand (go look that up))
(second definition defined here)

Person 1: Yo, how did Mark get fired? Wasn't he a model employee?

Person 2: Yeah, but he was fucking with the wrong guy for too long, then that guy recorded him saying some of the foulest fucking shit ever, and then he showed their boss.

Person 1: Seems a little excessive.

Person 2: Well, that was his dead mans hand. He tried to resolve the situation by literally any other means, but Mark just keep pushing his luck.

Person 1: Well, I guess that's fair.
by #1 Vance Joy Fan October 14, 2023
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National Grab your mans ass day

A national holiday for the ladies to get a chance to grab their man's ass. Just for you girls to have some sexy fun on April 12th. And guys..be prepared for yo booty to be grabbed ;) Have fun ladies!

Abbreviation: (NGYMAD)
I grabbed my man's ass today for National Grab your mans ass day! lol
by Waffles The Goat May 25, 2018
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National cut a mans dick off

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you
Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*
by kambadassihm March 21, 2021
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