lumberjack butt plug

A device that allows lumberjacks to remain doing hard work while also keeping their over sized shits plugged in.

I need to go shit but thank god I got my trusty lumberjack butt plug to keep it in.

by Haller January 31, 2018

Lumberjack

When a girl is so foul she makes your wood go away.

That girl Becca sure is a lumberjack. Every time I see her my wood goes away.

by Finger dog 2 June 2, 2023

To lumberjack

A sexual act where two individuals enter a third individual from both ends, pulling the third individual back and forth as if a two person saw.

He nudged me, and said ‘’I’d really like to lumberjack her with you”

by Showpurple70 November 24, 2017

lumberjack

a male equivalent of a mediocrity from the suburbs

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and/or your father a lumberjack don' t expect to look like either Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, even if your bedroom skills are better than your parents'.

by Sexydimma March 10, 2015

Lumberjacking

Jacking off in the morning with your morning wood

Friend #1:"bro I woke up this morning and ended up Lumberjacking"
Friend#2:"damn I try Lumberjacking as often as possible it feels good"

by Danny_hboneswag May 18, 2015

Culdesac Lumberjack

Neighborhood guy, bearded, knows a little about lawn care and home improvement. Knows everything about the Blackstone grill in a kind neighborly way.

That Jason is a true culdesac lumberjack. He really knows his way around the Blackstone.

by Eyenstein May 31, 2022

Lumberjack mayt

A friend who after a night taking mdma one becomes a lumberjack.

May proceed to sing, I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids mayt!

Aw yeah, I was up with Jean last night necking pills, he became a lumberjack mayt!

That lad Sid is one hell of a lumberjack mayt.

by Chaz G May 26, 2024