Liquor

Keeps my mom sane

My my is sane simply because of liquor

by No biden June 11, 2021

Liquor Baby

A child who was conceived under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Bro you drink like a “liquor baby”

by Lazy Pro August 28, 2021

dick cole liquor

An owner of an alcohol store who is a total douche.

Person 1: You're not gonna believe that dick cole liquor.
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!

by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016

Liquor n lickens

Held on Thursday nights. Drinking liquor and licking one another which usually leads to sexual relations.

Jeremy wishes he could have liquor n lickens with his co worker

by Mdawggggg222 December 23, 2013

Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.

Sean is a liquor wizard. He made Washington Apples!

by Ttale March 1, 2015

cripple liquor

That good stuff you drink when recovering from that awful surgery where have polio crutches and can’t wear normal underpants.

It’s divine to dull the constant ache and ease you into sweet slumber.

“Dude...poor Sarah-Jane had that awful hip surgery last week but I took her some CRIPPLE LIQUOR...a sweet bottle of Casamigos to aid her recovery!”

by Bucknasteee November 4, 2020

Liquor Fish™

a person who consumes so much liquor that it is relatable to that of a fish breathing water;
a party-goer that plans to ingest all of the alcoholic libations provided by their hosts;
a person not supportive of the party spirit and selfish in drinking behavior;
a person that falls under the umbrella of DJ Khaled's "THEY"

Please don't be a Liquor Fish™ at my party this weekend, I only bought three cases of Natty Ice, 2 handles of Fireball, and a fifth of cranberry Burnetts.

Stop double fisting beers from our last case of PBR- you're being such a Liquor Fish™.

by baesedgod August 12, 2016