Running Latte

When you're running late because you've stopped for coffee. Or, you're already running late, so you stop for coffee anyway.

Hey, I'll be there in 15 minutes, in just running latte.

by DrJones1603 November 2, 2023

Ass latte

“Iced latte” in an Aussie accent

Yeah mate, we’ll drop by Maccas and get an ass latte

by sazzlem8 August 30, 2019

french vanilla latte

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.

Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

Double edged special latte

The act of ordering a large iced latte from Dunkin Doughnuts and while double teaming the cashier pour it in their mouth and asshole for a foamy whipped cream clap.

Hi welcome to Dunkin Doughnuts, how may I help you? Yeah can I get a double edged special latte. Oh my... *call the cops*

by Sexual treat May 12, 2019

Latte Salute

A half-assed version of a trivial daily ritual because fuck it there's more important stuff going on.

I gave Fred a latte salute on the way past his cubicle because I was late for a meeting

by truehoax September 29, 2014

Cockroach Latte

A man or woman that blends live cockroaches into a latte and pours it into their gaping butthole.

I can’t wait to make a cockroach latte tonight to impress the ol’ lady!

My favorite kink is the Cockroach latte

by Malk Juice June 12, 2025

Blumpkin spice latte

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.

The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.

by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023