LARD ASS

CUZ IM FAT AS SHIT AND MY NAME DAV

DAVE U FUCKING LARD ASS - DILLON

by niggernut August 29, 2022

Fat Lard

Fat Lard is a word that I can't seem to stop saying. I say it like 24/7 and my brother gets so mad.

SHUT UP YOU FAT LARD

by baconmeatballs December 6, 2017

Gay Lard

A sea lard (from the show Adventure the time) that is gay.

You're a gay lard . (insulting him)

by TheDiabetes March 12, 2018

Larded

For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.

He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.

by notjanet February 7, 2010

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Lard

John James

John James is a lard.

by Hogiebear September 26, 2020