Klingon Fucker

Someone Who Likes To Fuck Klingons In The Face

Random Person : Oh Em Geeee Did You Hear About Ruby??

Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe

by whatthefuck?? May 30, 2009

Kdling

This is when you do something strange or weird but with 100% dedication

Dude 1: did you see Josh yesterday?
Dude 2: no what about him?
Dude 1: he was so f**king Kdling this monday
Dude 2: what did he do?
Dude 1: he burned his hand on the stove like 3 times in a row and just let it roll
Dude 2: that so Kdling
Dude 3: Totally

by EPonyLover April 15, 2012

Kalin

an amazing white, wanna be youtuber. sometimes actually has good content. is obsessively talking about his bulgarian heritage and loves food (drowns himself in all things fried and sugary). painfully annoying and crungey af. also cant spell for his life

oh my god. look! its kalin.

by baflurping101 October 24, 2018

kalino

A FUCKING SELFISH BASTARD WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF. GO FÛCK YOURESELF

that fucking asshole kalino is back in town again 🤧🙄

by maybe someone December 20, 2018

Kelin

Gets anything she wants and gets it her way.brat,stubborn,rude. She could be nice sometimes but gets physical.She Most likely has a boyfriend and Probably had one when she was younger.

Hey That's my girlfriend Kelin.

by Ahnihas November 28, 2018

klingons

if you gots a hairy asshole when you wipe it after a nice big greasy shit there is some shit left behind clinging to the hair hence the name klingons

fuck i gots ta wash my ass i gots like 3 days worth of klingons circling my brownstar

by big_smoke October 7, 2005

klingon

A person who chronically shows up at parties, and always mooches other people's booze or drugs. See mooch

Also applies to friends of club promoters.

That party sucked 'cause there were too many klingons there.

by Robert MacKenzie September 20, 2005